So I was having a serious conversation with my son about me remarrying, etc. He was like, “You said you would wait to date until we’re older, right?” And I replied, “Well, yeah, that’s the plan. But I gotta tell you, if Justin (Timberlake) asks me out, I might have to go with him.” And he was like, “Well, what if I don’t like him?” I was like, “Um, well, for Justin I think you will need to learn to like him.” And he replied with an incredulous face, “Mom, are you serious?!?!!? What if he’s mean? Or what if I just don’t like him?!?!!?!” And then I said, “Hello, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He’s bringing sexy back!” Nope, he was not convinced!
So then I pulled Mike in, thinking he’d back me up…..”Hey Mike, don’t you think I should be able to date Justin Timberlake even if Kenny doesn’t like him?” And Mike said, “No way…..the son always has to approve.”
So then, thinking Jerry might have a little more influence, I updated him on what transpired. All of a sudden, Jerry’s face changed, and he said, “Well, you will have to work that out with Kenny.” Dang, what was THAT about?!?!!?! Then, I turned around and there was KENNY! Dun dun dun.
Sigh. And then I thought…..how am I gonna hide my love affair with Justin from my son with all the paparazzi?????