I don’t know about you, by the time change really screws me up! I’m waking up at 4am, falling back to sleep until almost 8am, cranky at work, hungry for lunch a 3pm….the list goes on! My co-workers and I were breaking down the changes I’ve gone through this week…..the biggest being I’ve changed from a morning person to “a 12 o’clock person”! I guess that’s when I start to act human and that’s kind of funny!
And, in honor of my last days in the Valley, here are some jokes (sorry Ree Ree!):
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve California Valley Girls were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
A California Valley Girl was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a e, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So the California Valley Girl went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another California Valley Girl, came home and said, “What are you doing?” The first California Valley Girl told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, “Uh, like hello! You need to Roll up the windows first.”
Two California Valley Girls living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ……..and one California Valley Girl says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away……….Florida or the moon?” The other California Valley Girl turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…?????”
A gorgeous young female claiming to be an Engineering College Student goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The student took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really a Engineering College Student, are you? “Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a California Valley Girl.” “I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”