1.  He said the United States was not a Christian Nation.  Well, actually, he said it is not a Christian, Jewish, or Muslim nation.  To actually quote him, he said, “One of the great strengths of the United States is … we have a very large Christian population — we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values.”  Damn him, how will we bend the constitution to our Judeo-Christian beliefs?  I mean seriously, I want this country to be like those run by the Taliban or by theocracies where they kill people for having sex outside of marriage.  Or maybe be more like England first under Queen Mary (aka, “Bloody Mary”) and kill all those pesky protestants……or before her when King Henry was trying to get his freak on and therefore split from the Catholic church and basically killing anyone who disagreed with his decision……..so you can take your Bill of Rights Article 1, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereofor abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” and remind the President he better damn well not speak up about this EVER as free speech is NOT allowed him – OR ELSE!

2.  “President Barack Obama requested that the Congress repeal the [don’t ask, don’t tell] law and directed Gates to consider how best to implement a repeal.”  How DARE you request that citizens of this United Stated of America be treated equally!  How DARE you even THINK that those homosexuals have the right to be HONEST and OPEN about who they are!  I mean seriously, let them lie about who they are when they are dying to defend you and me.  As long as we don’t know they are gay, then they are a-okay!

3.  Hello, you may not have noticed this, but Barack is NOT WHITE!  Doesn’t he know that this is AMERICA and that means you have to be WHITE to RULE?!?!!?!  Let’s look back on GW Bush – HE, a good ol’ boy, helped our country by taking our deficit to the highest point in generations.  HE started the $700billion bail out plan!  Now THAT is leadership!  And THAT is AMERICAN!

4.  The whole health care mess.  I mean people, the insurance agencies know how to run things – why does Obama want to go and change it?  I mean seriously – my insurance won’t cover my kid’s immunizations and I am paying $500+ a month for coverage.  THAT is the American way people – shove that whole “change” idea!  Let the health insurance companies keep their monopoly exemption!

5.  Remember that Christmas Day terrorist attempt where the guy tried to blow up the airplane?  How DARE Obama say our lives are safe under his watch!  He is WEAK in this area because, hey, that man almost succeeded!  He should be ASHAMED that he allowed that to happen!  Because, Lord knows, Americans never have been attacked on our own soil, right President Bush?  YOU would never let that happen…….